Cinnamon Spice and everything nice
It's never tasted the same
'Cause in the back of my mind
In the back of my freezer
There's a rodent bearing the name

This goes to the best gerbil in the world
She had a heart as big as the sky
She sat real cold in my freezer
Until five years after she died

Cinnamon Spice and everything nice
It's never tasted the same
'Cause in the back of my mind
In the back of my freezer
There's a rodent bearing the name

The ground was frozen the day that Cinnamon died
So I put her in the freezer to reside (it's only temporary)
But when the ground outside thawed
My gerbil stayed on the ice, frozen raw

Cinnamon Spice and everything nice
It's never tasted the same
'Cause in the back of my mind
In the back of my freezer
There's a rodent bearing the name

My friends didn't want to eat ice cream at my house
They didn't want to get some awful disease (wash your hands, please)
So I decided I had to bury that gerbil
Or else all my friends were gonna leave me (goodbye, goodbye)

Cinnamon Spice and everything nice
It's never tasted the same
'Cause in the back of my mind
In the back of my freezer
There's a rodent bearing the name

If I put you in my freezer, would you live forever?
Why'd you have to go away?
Couldn't you have stayed?
Would you decompose?
Would the maggots eat your bones?

Cinnamon Spice and everything nice
Sat so long in my freezer
Oh, what a shame
Oh, what a pity
I never meant to leave her