performed by: Why?
written by: Yoni Wolf, Josiah Wolf, Matt Meldon, Doug McDiarmid
appears on: Rubber Traits EP
source: from liner notes

Overpoor, underscored
and prayed for.
Crave more than a tapered candle
in a Jack-o-lantern,
Gotta get out of this
Eddy Haskel pattern.
Since high school I've battled it.
I'm sick of telephone etiquette,
Half illiterate,
my left eye's astigmatic
to the point of basically blind.
Probably shaped like a
plump banana.
I'm trying to think if
my bandana outlasted my long hair.
I don't know.
I don't think so though,
I only wore it back when
I worked at Wild Oats.
The Poet of Jokes.
I haven't wrote a funny line
since I learned my redline frame
was a High-end Huffy.
Well fuck me.
I have been
deceived.

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